“Tad, if you are going back to the airport I will ride with you, and by the Route 73 cloverleaf, I will have given myself to you in ways you've only read about in the drugstore!”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Cathy Feely

“- Merritt McKinney: Do me a favor. Visualize your most adventurous sexual experience.
- Henley Reeves: Stay out of my head, you perv!
- Merritt McKinney: Well, no, if I stay out of your head, I'm never gonna get into your pants.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves

“Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?”
Tara Strong - Carla Morgan

“I can't imagine what you're like after you actually sleep with someone!”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Maud Bailey

“As far as you're concerned any sex we had is entirely a product of your imagination.”

Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory