“- The Chief Clerk: Kafka... I understand you fancy yourself as a writer.
- Kafka: In a small way.
- The Chief Clerk: You should find a more... athletic hobby. Put some color in your cheeks.”
Alec Guinness - The Chief Clerk
Jeremy Irons - Kafka

Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!
Aidan McArdle - Slannen

“- Donald Horner: So am I different to what you expected?
- Emily Walters: Hmm. Perhaps. You seem...
- Donald Horner: Go on.
- Emily Walters: Cleaner.
- Donald Horner: That's honest.”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Princess Fiona: My groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
- Shrek: Let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in short supply.
- Donkey: Though there are those who think little of him!”
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Ella: Why don't you like music?
- Slannen: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the man.”

Anne Hathaway - Ella
Aidan McArdle - Slannen