“- Phil Blackwood: You're reading one of my books... I thought you were strictly Proust and Dostoevsky?
- Nina Lonescu: Well, I could not go to sleep last night and I knew this would help.”
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu

“I don't do much really, I just read, and work here, and... sleep and eat, and... watch movies.”
Wammo - Anti-Artist

“- Rick O'Connell: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?
- Evelyn Carnahan: It's just a book. No harm ever came from... reading a book.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“Tell me the truth. Does anybody actually finish a book once they have formed an opinion of it?”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah Geldhart

“- Hank Grotowski: Let's get this over quick.
- Minister: Is there a passage you'd like me to read?
- Hank Grotowski: No, all I wanna hear is dirt hit that box.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Hank Grotowski
John Wilmot - Minister