“- God: Stinking motherfucking bitch.
- Jeff Cole: What's up with the little man?
- God: Smells like he messed up his diaper.”
LL Cool J - God
Omar Epps - Jeff Cole

“My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Michael York - Basil Exposition

“- Munder: I just think I shit my pants.
- Dodge: No, you always smell that way.”
Karl Urban - Munder
Ron Eldard - Dodge

“- Buddy: What is that smell?
- Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.”

Hannibal Buress - Buddy
Dana Carvey - Pops