“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“- Sally: Where did you come from?
- The Cat: Hm… How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
- Conrad: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
- The Cat: My place, what do you think?”
Dakota Fanning - Sally
Mike Myers - The Cat
Spencer Breslin - Conrad

“- Dan O'Grady: Gold, Leah! Gold.
- Mrs. O'Grady: What in the lord's name...
- Dan O'Grady: A pot of gold! A wee person, a leprechaun. I caught him and made him show me where his gold is. It's the rule, you know?”

Shay Duffin - Dan O'Grady
Pamela Mant - Mrs. O'Grady

“- Xander Cage: What is this place?
- Agent Augustus Gibbons: Looks like a diner.
- Xander Cage: That's clever. You know, you almost had me going there for a while. Then I started noticing things. You got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons

“Tunnels are death traps!”

William Zipp - Cpl. Butler