“- Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!
- Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
John Michael Higgins - Marty

“Get rid of the beard. You look like a goddamn terrorist.”

Danny Aiello - Joe Bella

“- Capt. Corcoran: One goes around with a black moustache.
- Groucho: Well, you couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself. Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?”

Ben Taggart - Capt. Corcoran
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai