- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Somehow I cloned a batch of monkey frogs.
- Todd Wolfhouse: They hand out Nobel prizes for stuff like that?
Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Erik Stolhanske - Todd Wolfhouse

“I've never prized safety, Erich, either for myself or my children. I prized courage.”

Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth

“Good Geppetto, you have given so much happiness to others, that you deserve to have your wish come true.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

- Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall: The dumber those guys get, the more stripes you get.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: You oughta look like a zebra.
William Bendix - Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall
Robert Preston - Pvt. Joe Doyle