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So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to Him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords". And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses". And God created the Tory Party.
as Mr. Chuckles
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