“- Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off base here?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“I don't act that way to change the world. I act that way so that the goddamn world won't change me!”
Patricia Charbonneau - Cay Rivvers

“I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Things change. They always do, it's one of the things of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“- Danny: Can't we watch 'SpongeBob'? You used to like it.
- Walter: Times change.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter