“- Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
- Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Sidney Greenstreet: So we're both feeling kind of disposable and in desperate need of consolation and would be inclined to turn a casual something into more than it was.
- Jesse Stone: On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with consolation.”
Leslie Hope - Sidney Greenstreet
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I like the dark. It's friendly.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“- Kay: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
- Jay: That's not exactly some shit you just forget.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“The truth about our mother and Lloyd didn't comfort Jacey, because the truth seemed to him just as unfair as the lie he had always believed in.”
Michael Keaton - Narrator