“You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Although each of the world's countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: the best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris. And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau”

Stéphane Roux - Narrator

“I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant.”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“- Patty: Hey, Marcie, this is real nice!
- Marcie: It's a whole lot better than peanut butter sandwiches, sir.
- Patty: What do you think they'll feed us in France?
- Marcie: Probably peanut butter on French bread, sir.”

Roseline Rubens - Patty
Casey Carlson - Marcie

“I wish I was in France killing pigs of Germans instead of mosquitos.”
George Tobias - Petit