The only law I know is "Jack Murphy's law". It's very simple. Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

Charles Bronson - Jack Murphy

“Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks.”

Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“- Billy Hitchcock: Stay below the speed limit. And, oh: don't pass on the right.
- Carter: Wait a minute. I'm havin' a vision here: you're the next one man.
- Billy Hitchcock: Hey, man. Why'd you say something like that?
- Carter: Because if you don't shut up, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!”
Seann William Scott - Billy Hitchcock
Kerr Smith - Carter Horton

“- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I can't believe you shot at him!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!
- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: He had a phone!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.”

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester

“The first and most important rule of gun-running is to never get shot with your own merchandise.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov