“- Brian: You smoke?
- Mary Jane Potman: No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.
- Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!”
Jim Breuer - Brian
Rachel True - Mary Jane Potman

“- Jill Young: So, this is L.A., huh? Everything looks the same. How do you know where you are?
- Gregg O'Hara: It's easy. The ocean's that way, the mountains are that way, Mexico's that way, and Canada's that way. You don't have to worry about the rest; you'll never see it through the smog.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young
Bill Paxton - Gregg O'Hara

“Well, fuck my ozone.”

Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirtyriver!
- Mr. Salt: Industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed Wonka: it's polluted.
- Willy Wonka: It's chocolate.”
Ursula Reit - Mrs. Gloop
Roy Kinnear - Mr. Salt
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“Oh! Gorgeous color. The smog. I wonder if they sell it in bottles. It would make a wonderful present for the folks back home.”

Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran