“You better leave my friend alone or I'm gonna have to properly educate you on how beat the shit outta somebody.”
Scott L. Schwartz - Pimple

“Say hello to my sumo Negro! He's about to turn your ass into sashimi.”

Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson

“- Vince: I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.
- Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.”
Dax Shepard - Vince
Dane Cook - Zack

“We're known each other a long time. On one hand I'm your friend, on the other I'm your boss. Now as your friend, you don't follow orders. You're unmanageable. Hell, you don't even obey the law, and you don't think before you act. And now as your boss, you're fired.”

Bruce McGill - Frank Daniels

“Do not betray your own kind, Roosevelt, or you will find yourself with no job, no friends and no goddamn future.”
Michael Ironside - J.P. Morgan