“There will be no penis between us!”

Lonette McKee - Drew

“You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?”

Richard Roxburgh - The Duke

“- Carolyn Burnham: Buddy, this is my...
- Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”

Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.”
Jaime Pressly - Angel Zorzak
Molly Hagan - Connie Zorzak

- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
Bruno Kirby - Jess
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns