“I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily

“I think the hardest thing about relationships with men is that they always want to be the ones in control. The minute a woman asserts herself and starts doing things that she wants to do, all that sweetheart business goes right out the window.”
Dana Plato - Jill Martin

“- Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
- Willie Scott: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott

“- Captain Cummings: Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?
- Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.”
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings
Mae West - Lady Lou

“There's no better way for two guys to get to know each other better than to spend a couple of days in a car.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley