“- Captain Cummings: Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?
- Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.”
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings
Mae West - Lady Lou

“I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily

“I think the hardest thing about relationships with men is that they always want to be the ones in control. The minute a woman asserts herself and starts doing things that she wants to do, all that sweetheart business goes right out the window.”
Dana Plato - Jill Martin

“- Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
- Willie Scott: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott

“There's no better way for two guys to get to know each other better than to spend a couple of days in a car.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley