- Grandma: Why are your pants so low?
- Tyler: I rap.
- Daughter: It's a form of modern poetry... if you give him a topic, he'll extemporaneously rhyme on the subject. His stage nom de plume is "T-Diamond Stylus." Go ahead, Nana, give him anything!
Deanna Dunagan - Nana
Ed Oxenbould - Tyler
Olivia DeJonge - Becca

“Hello, America, hang on to your lights: they're the only lights left in the world!”

Joel McCrea - John Jones

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy.”
John Michael Higgins - Terry Bohner

“Surprise inspection. It's a special light that allows me to see if any fluids have been liberated.”

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan