- Ed (editor): McCoy! Billy, kill that story about the Republican Convention in Chicago and take this down: "The Ringo Kid was killed on Main Street in Lordsburg tonight. And among the additional dead were...". Leave that blank for a spell.
- McCoy (typesetter): I didn't hear any shooting, Ed.
- Ed (editor): You will, Billy, you will.
Robert Homans - Ed (editor)

“- Frank Castle: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand.
- Joan: Which section?
- Frank Castle: Obituaries.”
Thomas Jane - Frank Castle
Rebecca Romijn - Joan

“You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Doyle Hargraves: What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?
- Karl Childers: I aim to kill you with it.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.”
Michael Cerveris - Frank