“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“A reasonable man adapts himself to the world around him. An unreasonable man expects to the world to adapt to him. Therefor all progress is made by unreasonable men.”
P.J. Ochlan - Damon Wells

“Life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obey orders.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Chester, the only reason I made you a chauffeur is to keep you from stealing. Why are you doing this to me?
- Chester: Because I want to be as good a chauffeur as I am a stealer.
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Well, there's a certain sincere logic in that I suppose.”

Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
T.K. Carter - Chester

“Logic is overrated.”
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey