“- Sylvie Cooper: So what are you busted for?
- Ivy: I gotta keep a certain grade point average. I'm slipping in biology.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

Now I know that in some of your universities the students say, "No, we don't want literature, not philosophy for us this year. This year we think we will study... mushrooms". Mushrooms? I have news for you. This year, at my school, you will not study mushrooms!

Jean Rochefort - Monsieur Tessier

“- Myrna Goldfarb: I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.
- Pierre Delacroix: So you fucked a nigger in college.”
Dina Pearlman - Myrna Goldfarb
Damon Wayans - Pierre Delacroix

“- Drix: Where did you study?
- Osmosis Jones: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.”
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know.”
Holland Taylor - Professor Stromwell