“We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.”

Dana Ivey - Mack

“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?”
Kit Harington - Will Holloway
Hugh Simon - Malcolm Wynn-Jones

“- Natalie: I thought it was poor form to bring your work home with you.
- Mitch: Well, you're a presentable piece of work.”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

“Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.”
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“It's only my second day in San Miguel, and I'll tell ya', I'm ready to hitchhike to Jonestown for a few laughs and a cool drink. This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world. Lebanon, Nicaragua... Newark. You name it, I'm in there. Always where the action is.”
Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz