“- Young Masbath: A strange sort of witch, with a kind and loving heart. How can you think so?
- Ichabod Crane: I have good reason.
- Young Masbath: Then you are bewitched by reason.
- Ichabod Crane: I am beaten down by it!”

Marc Pickering - Young Masbath
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
- Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... well, you know, it's so round and... cute.”
Simone Schachter - Carrots
Alexa Kenin - Dana

“- Angel Clare: You are not the woman I love.
- Tess: Well, who am I then?
- Angel Clare: Another woman in her shape.”
Peter Firth - Angel Clare
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“Look how good our skin looks next to each other. It's beautiful.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley

“- Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
- Julia Jones: How do you...?
- Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.”
Eddie Griffin - Frank Jones
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones