“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“The girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.”

Kristin Chenoweth - Tia Hall