“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Kasey: Except, it's gonna cost us $2,000.
- Darcy: Do I have the letters ATM tatooed on my forehead?
- Torrance Shipman: I was thinking more daddy.”
Rini Bell - Kasey
Tsianina Joelson - Darcy
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman

“- Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.000.
- Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!
- Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.”
Tom Skerritt - Charles Montgomery
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“- Lawrence Bourne III: I need to have a talk with you; sort of a little father-son chat.
- Lawrence Bourne Jr: Have we ever done this before?
- Lawrence Bourne III: No, we're breaking new wind. Dad, I need $28,000; it's the matter of a little gambling debt. I can assure you it will never happen again.”
Tom Hanks - Lawrence Bourne III
George Plimpton - Lawrence Bourne Jr.

“- Harry: What would the father of the bride normally do?
- Tanya: Pay. Though my dad drew the line at my third.”
Colin Firth - Harry
Christine Baranski - Tanya