“When bad things happen to good people they still need to have their stories told, they deserve that much!”
Ethan Hawke - Ellison Oswalt

“A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside, so, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside, out? Once upon a time, there lived a very pretty girl, who lived in a beautiful box, and everybody loved her.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“Movies are just a comforting fairy-tale compared to the real deal. Bram Stoker, he wrote a good yarn. But the events that he described back in 1897, God, that was just a tiny piece of the mosaic.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.”
Steve Carrell - Uncle Arthur

What do ya got here, anyways? "Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands?". Uh, no. "The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet?". I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! Don't you got any real stories?

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson