“Let's just go back, and we can write a nice little, boring thesis regurgitating all the usual crap about urban legend. We've got a real shot here, Bernadette. An entire community starts attributing the daily horrors of their lives to a mythical figure.”

Virginia Madsen - Helen Lyle

“I saw history being made and couldn’t resist being part of it.”
Ben Schwartz - F. Tony Scarapiducci

“Your record is going to stand the test of time.”

Beau Bridges - Mr. Carlton

“Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“Modern medical science does not admit of such a creature! The vampire is a pure myth, superstition.”
Herbert Bunston - Doctor Seward