“- Lazlo: Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.
- Strabo: How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo
Frank Collison - Strabo

“I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.”

Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- McCabe: You might as well kill me now, because I ain't talking.
- Kirigi: Talking is not necessary. But I accept the first half of your proposal.”
Colin Cunningham - McCabe
Will Yun Lee - Kirigi

“- Virginia Hill: Do you always talk this much before you do it?
- Bugsy Siegel: I only talk this much before I kill someone.”

Annette Bening - Virginia Hill
Warren Beatty - Bugsy Siegel

“- Ponytail: In a second, I'm gonna shoot you straight to Hell!
- Rod Armstrong: If you're gonna shoot shoot, don't talk!”

Joe Lara - Ponytail
Frank Zagarino - Rod Armstrong