“- Prince Akeem: So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?
- Semmi: That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
Arsenio Hall - Semmi

“- Justine Last: Couple that prays together, stays together.
- Phil Last: I heard it was the couple that lays together, stays together.
- Justine Last: Well, you've heard wrong.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“When I married Miles, we were both a couple of maladjusted misfits. We are still maladjusted misfits, and we have loved every minute of it.”
Thelma Ritter - Stella

“- Arthur Kirkland: Why dont you go flying together with your wife?
- Judge Francis Rayford: The last thing we did together was get married!”

Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“Do you know any married people today? They're a team. They pull together and they get rich. They got it all.”
Alec Baldwin - Frederick J. Frenger Jr.