“Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you’ll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.”
John DiMaggio - Bender

“- Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
- Scott Calvin: Well, Neil's head comes to a point.”
Eric Lloyd - Charlie
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Mike: Have you ever been faced with a decision, and you weren't sure what to do?
- Larry Burrows: Yeah, sure, plenty of times.
- Mike: And then something inside made you choose one direction over another?”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Doctor: Ray, do you want to stay and live with Charlie?
- Raymond Babbitt: Yeah.
- Doctor: Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?
- Raymond Babbitt: Yeah.
- Doctor: Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?
- Raymond Babbitt: Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt.”
Barry Levinson - Doctor
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt

“Hamlet... don't you hate how he can't make up his mind?”
Stellan Skarsgård - Terrence 'Terry' Glass