“Women. Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em.”

“The females of the species are larger. All the animals here are like that. They have to be to survive.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“Women are more devious than men. You're great at hiding things. You keep secrets. You smile when you lie. You expect a man to be a tower of strength. When he's got a few weaknesses and insecurities, what do you do? You turn around, and goddamn it, you betray him!”

Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.
- Trish: Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America if a girl is kicking your ass you do not have to be a gentleman.”
Jet Li - Han Sing
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day

“- Veronica Franco: Recant the curse you give my kind. Admit I have, as you, a heart and mind.
- Maffio Venier: A greedy hand, an empty heart is all that wrests your legs apart.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier