“I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay of this country's young. Smut, smut, and more smut - that's my special area of interest.”
David Suchet - Lew Vogel

- Stuart Hiller: Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him.
- Page Hiller: So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, "wow, they're so green!".

Matt Clark - Stuart Hiller
Claudette Nevins - Page Hiller

“The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“A toast... to us, to our last summer of immature, adolescent decadence.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox

“It's an absolute sin to accept the decadence of obsolescence. Why do things get worse and worse? They don't have to. They could get better and better. We accept that things fall apart.”
Harrison Ford - Allie Fox