“You won't get him with a dress; on the contrary, my dear. I know the man. He is not a man; he is a woman. He is all emotion and refinement. He has very few defenses. You must win him as a man wins a woman; if anyone can do it, you can.”

Bernadette Peters - Marie D'Agoult

“We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“Way to go, Paula! Way to go!”

Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy