“- Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
- Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.”
Talia Shire - Adrian
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish

“I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“- Eddie Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
- Roger Rabbit: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit

“- Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!
- The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo
Ed Koch - The Honorable Edward I. Koch