“- Joshua Beal: My question is about my aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right? - Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal
Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry
“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone. - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
“Sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.”
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.”
Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench
“Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday. Now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what. Go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.”
Ving Rhames - Kenneth
