“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone. - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.” Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
“Sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.” Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
“- Joshua Beal: My question is about my aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right? - Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.” Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal
Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry
“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.” Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench
