“- Candy: Do you ever feel like you're nothing like anyone else in the world?
- David: Only all the time.”
Ruth Marshall - Candy
Thomas Gibson - David

“- Scott Andrews: I feel like such a loser.
- Dale Putley: Come on, Scott, you're still young! Being a true loser takes years of ineptitude.”
Charlie Hofheimer - Scott Andrews
Robin Williams - Dale Putley

“John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.”

Oliver Platt - Dr. Mark Weller

“- Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
- Ralph: That about sums it up for me.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Rick Overton - Ralph

“I'm beginning to feel that there's something definitely wrong with me.”
Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall