“Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold.”
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton

“All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.”
Elizabeth Peña - Pilar

“- Cheech: Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?
- Chong: Okay.
- Cheech: When you see a friend, you say, hey, how's it going, pendejo?”
Cheech Marin - Cheech
Tommy Chong - Chong

“Ladies, may I present the reason we have opened to your our home: our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla! Of course, his friends call him Pepito.”

Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

- Ricky Bobby: From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: What does “Diablo” mean?
- Ricky Bobby: It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.