“- Megan: I'm pretty sure Scott thinks the nanny job is gonna make me less restless. Make me wanna get pregnant.
- Dr. Kamal Abdic: And that's not the case?
- Megan: When I finish work every night, I run home and I get in the shower, and I wash the smell of that baby off of me as fast as I can.”
Haley Bennett - Megan
Edgar Ramírez - Dr. Kamal Abdic

- Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
- Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
- Genie: No way! Oh, does that feel good!

Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“It's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.”
Miranda Cosgrove - Margo

“I learned that to overcome my fear of rejection ingrained in me by an emotionally distant mother, I need to completely disable my central nervous system with semi-lethal quantities of alcohol.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".

Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr.