“- Pete Van Heuten: Take me with you, buddy. I can't do my life, man. I can't do it.
- Charlie Arglist: Just get some rest.
- Pete Van Heuten: I hate myself. I want a new life.
- Charlie Arglist: You don't want mine.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“I've wept on every birthday I've ever had because life is huge and fleeting and I hate certain people and certain shoes and I feel that life is terribly unfair and sometimes beautiful and wonderful and extraordinary but also numbing and horrifying and insurmountable and I hate myself a lot of the time.”
Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“I want you to be happy and you're not. Not here with me, not home with your mother, not alone, not anywhere. You're what I was most of my life, Sam. I see it in your eyes, in your sleep, in your answer to everything! You're barely alive!”

Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“If life gives you lemons, do you make lemonade? Well, guess what... life hasn't given us lemons, it's giving us shit!”
Christine Lahti - Darly

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch