“I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast! Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.”

Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Jules Winnfield: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
- Brett: Hamburgers.
- Jules Winnfield: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Frank Whaley - Brett

“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

- Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Brian: I'll stick with the brew.
- Doug: Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin