“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone.
- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

“Sometimes I think the best view of God is from Hell.”
Izabella Scorupco - Sarah

“- Joshua Beal: My question is about my aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right?
- Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal
Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry

“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.”
Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon