“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“Modern art, to me, is nothing more than the expression of the contemporaryaims of the age that we're living in.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“While women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs