“- Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
- Dignan: No, I just have short hair.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Lilli Hargrave: I'm gonna keep this forever.
- Richard Lestrange: What's that?
- Lilli Hargrave: My prize. The white bead. I think... It looks nice in my hair. Do you?
- Richard Lestrange: I don't care what you do with it, or how you wear it. You can hang it from you nose for all I care.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange

“- Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers: I've been waiting for you!
- Andre Krimm: You should be waiting for the guy that cut your hair!”
Tom Whitenight - Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers
Sinbad - Andre Krimm

“- Rez Gavron: We have to change the color of your hair.
- Ally: What's wrong with my hair?
- Rez Gavron: I'm thinking platinum...
- Ally: I don't want to be a fucking blonde.”
Rafi Gavron - Rez Gavron
Lady Gaga - Ally

“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
Betty Gilpin - Whitney
Rebel Wilson - Natalie