“- Courtney: We just killed our best friend! Do you realize what this means?
- Marcie: You're a shoo-in for prom queen?”
Rose McGowan - Courtney
Julie Benz - Marcie

“- Roger Swanson: Starfish for one.
- Donovan: Next time I see a starfish, I'm gonna tell him to go fuck himself.”

George C. Scott - Roger Swanson
Ben Shenkman - Donovan

“One minute you're on top, the next you're sushi. Now is that fair, I ask you?”
Pat Carroll - Morgana

“- Elmo McElroy: What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?
- Felix DeSouza: Fish and chips, national dish mate.
- Elmo McElroy: More like a national disaster!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than other fish, they're just touched by something extra.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young