“- Lila Loomis: Don't you realize they're going to release a homicidal maniac?
- Judge: Sit down, Mrs. Loomis.
- Lila Loomis: Why bother? It's all too obvious. Our courts are protecting criminals, not their victims.”
Vera Miles - Lila Loomis
Ben Hartigan - Judge

“Indeed, Mrs. Brill, I wouldn't stay in this house another minute for all the jewels in Christendom!”
Elsa Lanchester - Katie Nanna

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“My father goes ballistic, my mother gets plastered, and my brother burns down a building. It's like they've all come together in some evil conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere.”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder