“- Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
- Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.”
Matt Dillon - Healy
Brett Favre - Brett Favre

“- Ted: I just want you to be happy, Mary.
- Mary: But I'd be happier with you.
- Ted: What about Bret Fahvera?
- Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!”

Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger

“My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next 5 days, and whoever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for our scout teams. You'll be running the oppositions plays week in and week out. The greatest value to us is we don't care whether you get hurt.”

John Beasley - Coach Warren

“- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Hey this place is really somethin' else huh? Someday I'm gonna come out of that tunnel and I'm gonna run onto this field.
- Fortune: Well, it ain't gonna be this day.”

Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger
Charles S. Dutton - Fortune