“You know what it's time for... supermodel documentary hour!”
Emmy Laybourne - Helen

My wife and I, we love watching Dateline, those shows where every week they will feature a disease. I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. There could be three people on the planet that have this disease, my wife is one of them. She just watches it going "I've got it."
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years.”
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“- A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now, I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing.
- Joe Reaves: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?”
Johnny Whitworth - A.J.
Anthony LaPaglia - Joe Reaves