“- Daphne Blake: Those zombies are just the poor souls you drained! They were just trying to warn us so that we wouldn't suffer the same fate they did!
- Simone Lenoir: Pretty smart for a televisionreporter.”
Mary Kay Bergman - Daphne Blake
Adrienne Barbeau - Simone Lenoir

“Why don't you watch television or something? And keep it on cartoons, don't try to get smart!”
David Arquette - Gordon

“You aren't really anybody in America if you're not on TV.”
Nicole Kidman - Suzanne Stone

“- Vada Sultenfuss: I want to be a writer. I want to be just like you.
- Alfred Beidermeyer: Hmph. Me? My dear, this is not a country that rewards poetry. This is a country that rewards gas mileage. Besides, people don't read poetry anymore; they watch television.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Aubrey Morris - Alfred Beidermeyer

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey