“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“One man's fairy tale is another man's nightmare.”
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“- Edie: I've never met anyone like you. There's not a spark of sentiment or romance or human kindness in your whole body.
- Terry: What good does it do you but get you in trouble?”
Eva Marie Saint - Edie Doyle
Marlon Brando - Terry Malloy

“You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff. I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.”

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.
- Rain: Well, I'm worth it.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth
Juliette Lewis - Rain