“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“- Adam Levy: I cheese sandwich you.
- Kate Welles: I cheese sandwich you too.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“Nick, do you like basgetti?”

Jonny Brugh - Deacon

“- Jimmy: I never realized.
- Kevin: Never realized what?
- Jimmy: You're a rocker.
- Kevin: What, am I black or something?
- Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?”

Phil Daniels - Jimmy
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“People always think of us as rivals but he was among the very few I liked and even fewer that I respected. He remains the only person I envied.”

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda