- Conway Twill: Fucked his parents.
Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: He what?
- Conway Twill: He fucked his parents.
- Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: Both of 'em?
- Conway Twill: Yeah. Mother. Father. Parents. Both of 'em. Fucked 'em.

Michael Wincott - Conway Twill
Eugene Byrd - Johnny "The Kid" Pickett

“Great, I hijacked my fucking parents.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields - Cuthbert J. Twillie

“- Martha Phelps: I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along and you'll forget all about me.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel